I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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