I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
