i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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