I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
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