Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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