so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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