i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Randomize
