i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
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