After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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