Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
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