she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize