So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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