I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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