I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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