I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
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