even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
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