Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
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