My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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