i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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