I only kidnapped one of them. chill
its not stalking. its research.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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