with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
