their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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