Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
if i died would you start the facebook group?
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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