The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
home. puking in laundry basket.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
