Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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