Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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