I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Never joke about your clitoris.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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