We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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