i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Randomize
