Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
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