y did u give ur computer a hand job?
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
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