: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
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