And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
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its like you know when i get waxed
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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