he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
Bring me that man meat
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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