hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
Moan for me like Helen Keller
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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