i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
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