I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
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