Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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