i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Randomize
