can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
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