if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Naked Twister starts at high noon
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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