last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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