I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
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