bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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