Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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