I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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