I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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