in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I FOUND THE LEGS
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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