I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Even my vagina gasped.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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