Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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