Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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