Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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